so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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