...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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