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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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