I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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