Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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