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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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