I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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