fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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