some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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