I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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