I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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