I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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