That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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