it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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