Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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