tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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