so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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