marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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