if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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