would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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