The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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