I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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