Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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