p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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