My first STD was from a foam party
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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