ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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