My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Randomize
