this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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