Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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