Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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