yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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