White coat. Heels.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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