The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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