good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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