i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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