Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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