Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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