Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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