What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
operation have a gay friend backfired
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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