Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
