You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Porn is love you can see.
I cockslap morals
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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