People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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