Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
