Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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