Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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