he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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