his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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