Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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