i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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