Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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