Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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