The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You did what with his pubic hair?
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