why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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