Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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