Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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